Mötley Crüe might not be making music together nowadays, but they’re still making money – and they’ll grow their portfolio, so to speak, with the arrival of an official line of Mötley Crüe Sex Toys in September!
Get out your credit card for a Mötley Crüe line of signature vibrators.
“The eight eye-catching vibes capture the style and sex appeal of the band perfectly and deliver the power and pleasure you’d expect from ‘The World’s Most Notorious Rock Band’,” the company said. “The toys are targeted predominantly at rock fans, but even those unfamiliar with the band are bound to enjoy them just as much thanks to the high quality, intense power and gorgeous designs.”
The pulsating devices will feature Mötley Crüe artwork.
What, like Dr. Feelgood?